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Abandon All Hope of a Normal Blog

Ye Fools who Enter Herein

Created on 2004-05-19 23:05:59 (#3203959), last updated 2009-11-14

3,143 comments received, 1,883 comments posted

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Name:Ann (Maridius)
Birthdate:1966-08-12
Location:Washington, United States
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You know what? Your best bet for seeing just what you'll be getting yourself into by friending me is to puruse my actual nuttiness in my own entries. This way, you too can enjoy my world as I frolick through middle age. Need to know you're not as crazy as your mother says you are? Take a gander at some of my more feral entries based on what I'd like to do with Jason Isaacs should I get him alone or tiptoe through the artistic tulips where I feature drawings of Lucius Malfoy (yes from Harry Potter)in conditions ranging from fatherly benevolence to brain-dead wasted. Ah the fun! The joy! The immaturity disguised as a mid-life crisis!

Well here's a sum up of me anyhow, so you don't have to wade through all that to get the straight dope. I'm 43, married to a man who looks like Arthur Weasley and have a 14 year old daughter and a cat named Cathulhu. In my little journal I rarely go heavy on the angst and drama just because it's never been natural for me to post entries while embroiled in such. In fact, all my old diaries (you know, the paper ones we old folks had before the Internet) I wrote pretty much like I do now, on the light side with a big serving of humor. It's just the way I am. If you like that, I think you'll enjoy yourself! I'm also one of those rare LJ Scientologists and I say rare because my fellow couch hurdlers seem to prefer Facebook. It's great fun being in a religion that's like saying 'I gunned down 21 women and children on my way to work this morning' each time you say 'I'm a Scientologist' but that's how it rolls with new religions. I mean look at the crap Jesus had to put up with from the Romans! But I get that's it's new and scary and prone to misunderstandings so I only occasionally talk about it, just don't flip your lid when I do.












Lucius would like to warn everyone to beware kitschy pix that may crop up every now and then






Every artist needs inspiration!







So we can draw stuff like this! Boy does practice pay off or what?






Cathulhu helps me make my first lolcat








Again, a strict regimen of nose-to-grindstone drawing permits rendering of such high quality art. You too, can aspire to do the same! Folks, if I had the nerve to approach the furry fandom with anything shorter than a 10 foot, Lysol-sprayed pole, I'd want this as my costume.



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